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Domino's delivery driver

Domino's Delivery Got Me Like

The reaction on the delivery driver's face is what makes it XD. I think the world would be a better place if people just broke out into song randomly.
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Whatevo 1y

What they really mean on Pawn Stars

I'm pretty sure you're a douchebag, but I have this buddy who's an expert on douchebags.  Let's give him a call.
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Whatevo 1y

I'm Batman?

I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.
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Answer to an Elf on a Shelf

You've got an Elf on a Shelf?  I've got a trooper on a pooper!
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Princess Leia's Castle at Disney Land

Hey Han.  Now that Leia is a Disney Princess, they should build her a castle at Disney World but it should be just a big pile of burnt debris.  That would be pretty funny... for Alderaan reasons.
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