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thetruthhurts   @thetruthhurts

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The Truth About Math Homework

Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life?One day, you'll have to help your own child with math homework.Source:  TheGentlemansArmChair.com
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Sexy Friday

You there, Friday!Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch!  We've been looking for you since Monday!
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Anal Blindness

Next time you call in sick to work, tell them you have Anal Blindness.  If they ask what that is, tell them "I don't see my ass coming to work."
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Punch people in the face

Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over the internet.
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Deja Poo

Deja Poo:  The overwhelming feeling that you've heard that shit before...
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Bra's at Walmart

Why do they sell bra's at Walmart?  I seem to be the only one wearing one when I'm in the store.
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Whyarrhea

Whyarrhea:  A kid firing questions at you in rapid fire succession.
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I second that!

I propose we add an eighth day to the week.  We shall call it... Saturday Two!
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Heels

Women:  Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf.
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