thetruthhurts

thetruthhurts
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The truth about following blindly

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses.  Sometimes the M is silent.
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Punch people in the face

Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over the internet.
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Heels

Women:  Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf.
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Marriage

Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.
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Crazy

You seem to actually know the real me... include how undeniably crazy I am.  Yet, you're still here.  What is wrong with YOU?
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Bang

Bang.  I'm awesome bitches.  Write that down.
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Older Siblings

Older siblings... the only people who will pick on you for their own entertainment and beat up anyone else who tries.
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Bitching about weather

I'm tired of winter.  I want to fast-forward to bitching about how hot it is.
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Midget Gasoline Thieves

Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.
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