Have SmartPhone Separation Anxiety?
Enter the noPhone, a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact. The noPhone acts as a surrogate to any smartphone device, allowing you to feel comfort while clutching its smooth, plastic case instead of your own clammy hands.
The noPhone comes with a few special features such as being battery free and waterproof with no upgrades necessary... ever.
Run over your noPhone with your car by accident? noProblem!
Accidentally drop your noPhone in a disgusting toilet bowl? noWorries!
Don't ever worry about getting bothered by those pesky telemarketers or collection agents again! With its thin, light, and beautifully textured design, you'll wonder why you didn't start out with a noPhone in the first place!
Source: The noPhone Website