Inflatable Toast Mattress
Breakfast in bed? No, breakfast IS bed! Sleeping on this giant 6' by 7' Inflatable Toast Mattress is likely to make you dream that you are a pad of butter and that you are floating down a river of freshly brewed coffee. In reality, you should not use the Inflatable Toast Mattress as a flotation device nor should you expose it to excess heat. This piece of toast is made of plastic, not bread, so if you wake up and smell burning toast, you are probably just having a stroke.
If this were real, it'd probably make a lot of sales. But, turns out to be an old April Fools joke created on Mcphee.com's website. Oh well!
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