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Proven Health Benefits of Coffee

The proven health benefits of coffee, according to nickmom:

  • Enables the ability to speak to others before 11 a.m.
  • Stabilizes standy-uppy functionality.
  • Decreases the chance of your murdering the person who snored in your ear all night.
  • Melts mental cobwebs so you can answer children's relentless questions over breakfast.
  • Increases the chance you'll recognize when autocorrect is messing with you.
  • Makes you less hatey.
  • Lubricates the eye-opening mechanism.
  • Deactivates Zombie Mom mode.
  • Recharges verbal filter, allows for re-entry to the world outside one's home.
  • Gives someone who hasn't slept through the night in a decade something to look forward to.

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